Answer all FOIA requests telekinetically
	Record council meeting minutes in nanoseconds
	Use enhanced visual capabilities to project a life-size 3-D hologram of our innovative development project to get citizen approval quicker
	Shrink 100-page forms to a single sentence
	Create an army of clones to handle election duties
	Teleport to inspection sites and use x-ray vision to see into those small, dark, virtually inaccessible spaces
	Balance budgets in a single bound